14 3 / 2011
I only bought this to make french fries. I will never bake them again. I figure if I only bust this bad boy out once a month I won’t gain 200 pounds. Unless I figure out some crazy taco/bacon deep frying method. I need to Google that.
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13 3 / 2011
I moved into this house in January. The backyard was covered in mountains of snow. I asked the previous tenant about the yard and she said she had a ping pong table back there. She assured me that it would be removed. Well, she’s a big fat cuntface liar!
The lazy bitch also left a broken grill and 3 pairs of sandal’s on the back porch. If the garbage man doesn’t take this I’m tracking her down!
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